"I Grabbed A Bottle Of Spray That Deters Cats From Chewing On Things, Sprayed It All Over My Christmas Tree. It Was A Catnip Spray Bottle"
"All over. 50 squirts at least. Then I went to put the spray back on the shelf and realized I grabbed the wrong bottle. Now I can't get them away from it. This is the most chaotic thing that's ever happened. They've knocked down a branch, the star, and all of the ornaments that were on the lower half. Omg."
"Our Shameless Guiltless Adorable Cat After She Bit Through A Christmas Lights Cable And Stopped The Electricity In The Whole Apartment"
"Moments After Santa Got Kicked In The Balls. Santa Had A Vasectomy Last Week. I’m Santa"
"Just Got A New Job. They Said To Wear "Christmas Clothes" The Other Day. They All Came In Dressed Up. I Apparently Didn't Understand The Same Thing"
"My Mom Bought Me This Christmas Sweater Thinking It Was Unisex. Narrator: It Wasn't"
"I Ordered This 6 Weeks Ago So I Could Wear It For Christmas. It Just Came Today On Jan 9 And I Think It's Mocking Me'"
"My Wife Received A Corporate Gift From One Of Her Partners For Christmas. It Has Been In The Fridge Since. When I Went To Open The Bottle, I Found Out It Was A Candle"
"It came with candy, champagne flutes, and a small bottle of bubbly."
"For Christmas 2019, My Boss Gifted Us With 1 Work From Home Day In 2020"
"Man Tying A Christmas Tree To The Roof, Tied Doors Too"'
"There Was An Attempt To Take A Cute Christmas Photo"
"Today, United 328, A Boeing 777-200 Dropped Engine Parts Out Of The Sky"
"My Expensive "Surprise" Gift For My Husband Being Left On The Porch Like This"
"Christmas Tree On Fire In Kaunas, Lithuania"
"This Is The Second Time I’ve Had To Quit My Job In Order To See My Family For Christmas, Who I See Once A Year"
"Can You All Confirm For My Wife I'm Not Dumb And It Could Have Happened To Anyone?"
"When Your Christmas Tree Just Can’t Make It Until Christmas"
"My Family (Who Don't Have Much Money) Paid For Priority Shipping Weeks Ago To Get Here Before Christmas. My Gift Was My Baby Ornaments. I Got It Today Like This"
"The Gift My Brother (HI) Sent Me (AZ) Disappeared From The Postal Tracking System For 26 Days. It Popped Up Today In Chuuk, FSM"
"When Your Dreams Of A White Christmas Don’t Go As Planned"
"Exhibit A, Kenzie emptying an ENTIRE BAG OF FLOUR everywhere as we were getting ready to decorate cookies last Christmas. They looked to me and when my reaction decided to embrace the chaos vs anger and stress, we made the best Christmas memories."
"Elf Socks I Got My Dad For Christmas, When Wearing Pants Just Shows Will Ferrell Crotch"
"It’s Christmas Eve, Another Person Just Left The Office Feeling Sick, I Am The Last Engineer Without Covid-19"
"Stole One Of These Candies From My Kid’s Christmas Stash, Learned The Hard Way They’re Actually Individually Wrapped Soaps"
"Ordered My Daughter A MacBook Air For Christmas And This Is What FedEx Delivered"
"Spotted A Xmas Tree Full Of 2021 Wishes And This Was The First I Saw. That Wasn't Very Christmassy"
"I Made A (Fitting) Christmas Ornament And Dropped It Immediately After"
"I Got A New Coat For Christmas And My Toddler Got Some New Markers"
"$80 Christmas Gift Applied Directly To My Driveway"
"When Your Secret Santa Gift Arrives Broken"
"Well, There Goes My Christmas"
"My Wife And I Bought My Father A Personalized Gift For Christmas. The Wording That Came With It Was Not What We Submitted"
"Who's Ready For Christmas Morning Waffles?"
"To Put Christmas Decor In The Attic. I Fell All The Way Through"
"This Is What Happens When You Try To Burn A Christmas Tree In A Home Fireplace"
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