“Grab the toilet paper before you use the toilet.”
“Chalk with a popsicle color, shape, and even wood handle. What could go wrong giving these to kids?”
“The dog is supposed to look like it’s running”
“Which floor am I on?”
“At least they can’t see your face.”
“Rubber duckies that float upside down”
“The real estate agent is always watching”
“Is there an invisible elevator?”
“This sink at my school”
“My high school commissioned a bulldog statue! This is the result”
“Mouthwatering... hand wash?”
“Happy Asstmchri to you all!”
“This curb has a curb. Nearly twisted an ankle stepping down it.”
“Found this in a store”
“I’m 5’4”. Can’t check my makeup in these bathroom mirrors."
“Proofread the notebook”
“People will never learn to not put faces in corners.”
“A measuring scale — but on a non-transparent bottle”
“This toothbrush without bristles I found today at the supermarket”
“The clock hands don’t glow”
“This creepy pizza serving its own kind as food”
“My daughter noticed this. Not Milk.”
“Why stamp the expiration date on the bag when you can just mark the bun directly?”
The only nation that can fly a man to the moon cannot build a toilet stall.
Often the reason is that regulation requires the facility to have a toilet, but they don't want to encourage you to use it. Problem solved.
Ever been to a Bucee's in Texas? Fully enclosed stalls with full length doors.
#22 sure it is! If they can call whatever they squeeze from almonds and soy beans milk they can call orange juice milk as well.