"Was woodworking a ring and checked the size. Now it isn’t coming off."
"The silent and powerful mocking of a single sign"
"Housemate’s dog got into my 6 hour Butter Chicken. No dinner for me tonight."
"Having my bathroom remodeled and they installed my shower lower than knee height."
"Touched my hot glass stovetop with a microfiber towel. It won’t come off."
"The painter painted over my doorbell and now it’s stuck."
"Someone secured their bike through mine making it impossible to take it out."
"My shopping bag broke at the top of the stairs and the lettuce made a run for it."
"Coworker’s kids left the van door open before a storm."
"Day 4 into sunburn recovery, my T-shirt got stuck to my back..."
"I order: crystals from China. I receive: sack of corn."
"Bought this cat tower, but my cat doesn’t fit."
"My eyeliner was ON POINT this morning. And then I sneezed."
"Second bite into my calzone and I find the metal wire from a twist-tie."
"After finding out my car is totaled, ate a mini KitKat and it had no wafer...."
"The foil on my dinner stuck to the fridge somehow and pulled my food out."
"Drank most of my coffee today, realized when the ice melted that there was a cockroach in it the whole time."