“Bring a toddler to a wedding, they said, it will be cute, they said.”
“I asked my sister if my nephew was enjoying the wedding. This is the picture she sent back.”
“I promise I didn’t cut my hair.”
“Mommy, there’s green goo coming out of my waffle! My 6yo son.”
“Just found her chilling here for over an hour.”
“My toddler is really into smelling her feet lately.”
“The way my daughter ’locked up’ her brand new bike.”
“He turned over the TV.”
“This furniture was in someone’s house, until today (trash day).”
“My mom told my sister to take a shower. Before my sister even got in the bathroom he just ran in and somehow did this.”
“My kid is always after my protein shakes. I don’t let him have them. He stole one. Didn’t even try to hide it.”
“My friend’s kid decided to make his own popsicle.”
"He was questioning me hard on why I told him, “Absolutely not.”"
“My son said he was hot and wanted ice cream. This is not what I expected.”
“My 4-year-old made his sister a bracelet.”
“My 2-yr-old daughter drew a pillow with chalk, then laid down for a nap.”
“My 3.5-year-old niece thinks she’s a ninja.”
“My friend is potty training her kid. This is how she poops when she’s cold.”
“My son is getting his first glasses and my wife sends me these pics and asks which pair I like most.”
“After 72 days in the NICU, we brought my son home. 2 jokes later, he wished he was back in.”
“Now 13, my son’s best Santa pic.”
There are some mornings here in the winter where this doesn't actually seem like a bad idea...