"The Way Our Wallpaper Installer Covered The Vent"
"My Oven Shows The Time That You Started Cooking Incase You Didn’t Set A Timer"
"My Public Library Tells You How Much Money You’ve Saved By Checking Things Out Instead Of Buying Them"
"The Roof Of This Small Chapel Collapsed, And Instead Of Rebuilding It Normally They Made It Out Of Glass"
"There Is A Sharing Point For Walking Sticks At The Beginning Of My Favourite Hiking Path"
"This Welcoming Sculpture At A Truck Stop Tire Store In Co"
"Table I Made Out Of Old Skateboards In My Clients House"
"A Cheese Vending Machine In A Mountain Village In Switzerland"
"My Bachelor's Degree Is Signed By Arnold Schwarzenegger"
"This Walgreens Is In An Old Bank"
"My Grandma's Collection Of 544 Different Cookie Cutters That She Has Been Expanding For 50+ Years"
"The Gas Station Near Me Has The Price Of Coffee Also Listed"
"Garlic…but Each One Is A Single Clove"
"My Orange Had Segments In Two Shades Of… Orange"
"I’m The Only Apartment With The Holiday Spirit"
"I Recorded The Quality Of Each Of My Days During 2021"
"How The Water Froze On The Lake By My House."
"The Hotel I'm Staying At Has A Tiny Door That Says "John Malkovich""
"These Jars Contain The Same Amount Of Jam"
"Deer Were Using My Car As A Salt Lick"
"Flew On A New Delta Plane, And They Put A Window In The Lavatory"
"My Aunt Has This Birthday Calendar, Names On Disks Using Hooks"
"The Penguin Classics Version Of '1984' By George Orwell Has Its Title And Author Censored"
"Found A Check From 1879 For $105 In My Dresser That I Inherited From My Grandfather"
"I Haul The Windmill Blades For Electric Wind Turbines"
"This Puddle Is Labeled"
"My Hotel Jacuzzi Tub Fills Up From The Ceiling"
"This Dish That I Ordered That Kinda Looks Like Homer Simpson!"
"Emergency Room Guide Listing The Order Of People Who See The Doctor"
"This 100-Year-Old Perfume Bottle That Glows Under Blacklight"
"Dune Book That You Can Read On Any Sides"
"The Pumpkin Pie I Bought Contains "Finger""
"My 10 Trillion Dollar Zimbabwe Bank Note I Use As A Book Mark"
"My Eco Friendly Packaged Toothpicks Are Individually Wrapped In Plastic"
"This Bath Bomb Is Labia Safe"
"I Bought A $14k Staircase Today And It Came With A Little Example Model"
"My Dad Burnt A Pancake So Bad It Camouflages With The Black Pan"
"The Nicu At The Hospital Had Masks With Mouth Windows So The Baby Can See Your Expressions"
"My Sliced Bacon Looks Pixelated"
"I Saw Mark Zuckerberg And His Wife, Pricilla Chan, At Mcdonald’s"
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These days don't exist. For example February has only 28 days, therefore the 29., 30. and 31 are crossed out.
you mean like the 30th and 31st of February? Sure you'll figure it out at some point
wonder what color you would give today, after you realized it.
And that right there sums up the reason I desperately didn't want to go to the hospital when I cut my hand at work. The nearest hospital was a major city hospital and I knew I would need at most 2 stitches, I would have been waiting hours. I just kept it under cold water and pressure till the bleeding stopped and then went back to doing my work (office job as an IT tech).
now apparently covid is most important lol can you imagine?
Exactly. Been there, done that.