“6 years ago I lost my wedding ring. I ended up getting a tattoo and we moved. My wife just found it in an old purse.”
“My 2 items and the receipt”
“My son made a tiger I think we all can relate to.”
“I saw this funny-looking car...”
“Fake game boxes in an IKEA showroom”
“My friend has a bounty on her head.”
“Overfilled my jars to freeze the bone broth I spent 48 hours simmering.”
“I just...don’t know...my dog is sleeping? I guess.”
“Hide and seek with my niece”
“I 3D-printed The Rocktopus.”
“Just found her chilling here for over an hour.”
“My boy’s got some quirks...”
“My girlfriend: ’I couldn’t fit it in the freezer.’ I hereby apologize to the whole French nation.”
“When my wife leaves town, I get bored. 6 days later, I joked, ’I’m going to have a formal dinner with the cats.’”
“Today, I messed up.”
“I don’t think I’m coming to work today.”
“Sock is angry for being left in a smelly shoe.”