“My father forgot to tell me that today’s renovation would be taking out the stairs.”
“This week started with a breakup, then my car was towed. Now I spilled spaghetti in my shoe.”
“Someone flying out of this airport is going to have a rough time in a few hours.”
“My friend was cooking frozen pizza...”
“Bought these binoculars specifically to go to the Grand Canyon today.”
“Guess who washed their hands with toothpaste this morning?”
“Was so proud for pushing myself to work out today...”
“Someone egged me last night in 0-degree weather.”
“Just took this Q-tip out of the box not noticing the missing end and poked my ear out.”
“This is how they plowed the parking lot at work after a big snow storm.”
“This is my view from the bathroom floor, looking at the hole in the ceiling I just fell through.”
“Parking fees have gone up in our city...”
“Dropped a half-gallon of paint down the stairs.”
“I work at an ice skating rink and instead of properly turning in skates, people just started throwing them over the counter.”
“I have to use this keyboard that was passed down to me by the previous technician.”
“So I threw my snow shovel up to knock snow off the wires. I need that shovel.”
“This guy dropped a $40,000 palette of glass on his first day.”
“Came home after a long shift, went to get some food, and a mouse was in it.”
“My dad left his window down in his truck while he stepped away for a few minutes, and a feral cat got in and ate all of his tacos.”
“4 days after moving to Chicago”
“DoorDashed food, and in the 5 minutes it took me to get to the door, the neighbor’s cat ate through the box and stole some chicken.”
“Owner used the wrong shampoo (hair dye).”
“So finally, after a year, I was able to get a PS5. My dog was excited too.”
“My dad’s phone. Left it to charge overnight, woke up, and saw this.”
“When it’s your stop and the doors open to this”
“Gotta love spilling the whole container of seasoning on the plate.”
“Cut all of the ’ties’ on my daughter’s new toy. That gray tie was the wire for the remote.”
“My sister decided to organize my bookshelf, then she did this. Oh, my eyes!!”
“My neighbor’s convertible top collapsed under all the recent snowfall.”
“My neighbor’s entire mailbox was stolen!!!”
“The dog enjoyed the cornbread cake.”
“Overfilled my jars to freeze the bone broth I spent 48 hours simmering.”
“When you set the oven way too high while letting your pizza dough rise:”
“My mom was cooking walnuts (for some reason).”
“The view from my apartment when I moved in vs Now”
“When your dad tells you to cover the oak before it rains, so you tell your younger brother to cover the oak before it rains.”
“Read the weather forecast before casting concrete steps.”
“Apparently 2 hours early wasn’t early enough.”
“Walked out my door to see this. Guess I won’t be driving to work today.”
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Brand isn't so much an issue as someone abusing a tool.
Ex-wife to a former colleague of mine ruined a beautiful japanese kitchen knife by treating it like a meat axe, the edge just shattered into pieces on that one.
it even looks surprised!
Good thing they don't want police there.
#41
Concrete will always crack, maybe use metal mesh in your form.
#35
It's a knife not a screw driver....
Who freezes in glass?