“My mom erased part of the world while cleaning my globe.”
“Came home from work to find out my dog destroyed my feather pillow.”
“Sold my iPad in a public space, at night, in Minnesotan −10°F. Turned out it’s fake.”
“I’m starting to think this view isn’t worth golfers aiming directly at our home.”
“The view from my balcony before and after they removed a tree”
“Apparently 2 hours early at the airport wasn’t early enough.”
“No caramel for my ice cream, I guess.”
“Prime delivery for my mom’s birthday.”
“Boyfriend tried to wash a down pillow.”
“8-year-old remembered to take the foil flavor packet out. But she forgot to add water.”
“The pizza shop promised a light and airy crust for my second pizza. It was so light and airy that it was invisible.”
“Someone lost their boat on the highway.”
“Got some dreadlocks in my coke at the ball game.”
“Purely deceiving consumers”
“I feel betrayed.”
"Another victim of unfair online sellers"
“What could go wrong if my neighbor uses the longest possible drill out there?”
“My laptop was murdered by a single grain of Chipotle brown rice that got closed in the screen.”
“The ice cream cake I ordered for Valentine’s Day said, ‘I Love You’ but some letters fell off during transit.”
“The maze they gave after donating blood has no escape.”
“Asked my boyfriend to bake the croissants for our dinner...”
“Yup. I think I might be alone in this.”
“I picked my dog up from the groomers and busted out laughing. The groomer apparently didn’t understand my request very well.”
“We have a saying in Germany: ’If the day wasn’t your friend, it was your teacher.’”
“My local Dunkin Donuts drive-through speaker broke. They’re using a baby monitor now.”
“Threw my swatter at a fly. Don’t ask questions because I don’t have answers”
“I thought someone broke this ‘YOU’ sign. My wife rolls her eyes and says, ’It says JOY...’”
“The whole can of Pringles was missing half the flavor!”
“The vent in my bathroom unrolls my toilet paper.”
“It Doesn’t fit.”
“Made a cake for my nephew’s birthday and it fell.”
“My ultrawide monitor arrived after being on backorder since christmas. Since it has to be built in the box, I didn’t see this nice little issue until I cleared my desk and took off the wrapping protector…”
“Came home from vacation to this. Hose broke and was spraying water for days in sub-freezing temps.”
“Been having stomach pain.Have a Keurig that makes single cups or full pot rarely use full pot mode but used on xMas. Coffee was tasting funny today and happen to open the filter area that I haven’t opened in 3 weeks to find this.”
“Knife snapped and nearly hit my wife in the face.”
“My first ever homemade vanilla ice cream. Unfortunately, the recipe didn’t call for 150g salt and a pinch of sugar.”
“The handle broke.”
“Its been snowing like crazy here in Northen Norway.”
“What it looks like to win a standard weekend day!”
“Boss told me I have to come into work because they need me.”
“Just got the concrete done and someone drove into it.”
“My glass coffee table just exploded.”
“Sitting in the parking lot on a cold morning and hear an audible “thud.” My defroster cracked my windshield.”
“My tire fell off with no warning while driving home last night.”
“Last I seen of my $50 costco drone before i turned it on and watched it fly straight out into the ocean.”
“The bottom of my glass fell off somehow and made a mess…”
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This is when you find a nice deep red liquid to pour down the hole...
Just scream in pain really loud before you pour it down for added effect!
Says who ? Is it written in the Holy Book how you shoul hang the toilet paper ? I find it to be the RIGHT way, can operate with single hand... can't change my mind !
Actually, if you look up the diagram submitted with the patent office it clearly shows the paper draped to the front.