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did you miss the part about the burst water pipe?
It tells you at the bottom they used 1590 cf the first December and down to 1182 cf the second. 1182 is about 300 gallons a day. That's what the EPA says the average household uses in a day. So they're more or less in line with the average, as per the EPA.
And the other repliers clearly didn't understand what you were asking.
Yeah, my bad.
I don't think you know the definition of what a Karen is. Talking to the manager when your package is tossed in the woods by a driver is justified.