"When I Worked At A Dog Daycare (I'd Bring My Dog With Me, Duh) I Once Got Off From Work And Was So Hungry I Left Without Him"
"My manager sent me this picture about 10 minutes later saying "You forgot something". His expression is perfect."
"Started Work This Morning, Put My Headset On, Felt Something Furry In My Ear, Looked And There Is A Bat In My Headset"
"When You’re Working From Home And You Hit Video Instead Of Audio"
"Flew In A Helicopter For The First Time At Work, The Pilot’s Helmet Wasn’t Calming"
"The One Time The Toner Exploded At Work While Switching It Out. You Can See Where I Was At That Exact Moment"
"Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I'm Trying To Work"
"My Friend Works As An Extra In Movies And Does Stock Photography.... Just Saw Him Pictured As A Sex Offender On A Bus In Florida"
"Actually Had To Put This Sign Up In The Bathroom At My Work"
"This Pillar Was Straight Last Week. This Is The First Floor Of A Seven-Floor Building"
"My Friend Got A Surprise Haircut At Work Today. And It Was Free"
"Guy Dropped A $40,000 Pallet Of Glass On His First Day"
"Bought 60 Doughnuts For The Office Today To Celebrate My 20th Birthday, Only To Be Told I Need To Self Isolate And Work From Home For The Next Week"
"My Sister Tried Making Popcorn At Work Today... Didn't Go Very Well"
"Accidently Dropped My Work Keys Into The Toilet. When I Got Up To Fish Them Out, It Automatically Flushed Itself"
"I Work As A Valet. Told Him He Had To Park It Himself"
"I Do Calligraphy. I Misplaced The Circled In Character, Which Is Part Of A 300 Word Scroll That I Almost Finished After 5 Days Of Work, 200 Characters In"
"So I Bring A Pecan Pie To Work. By Noon It Was Missing. Found It A Few Hours Later In My Boss's Office"
"I Work At A Movie Theatre And This Is A Regular Occurrence"
"The Ink From My Date Stamp At Work Exploded On My Shirt And The Material Formed The Droplets Into Little Stars"
"Buckets Of Paint Fell Off A Pallet Being Lifted By A Forklift"
"The Windows Where I Work Like To Explode Every Month Or So"
"It's Always A Pleasure To Realize That Your Coworkers Don't Know How To Close A Box Properly... Right When You're Ready To Go Home"
"Need To Keep The Light On When I Get Ready For Work"
"My Friend Went To Work With A Pair Of Underwear Hanging Out Of Her Pants All Day"
"I Work At A Small Coffee Shop. My Boss Just Absent-Mindedly Poured Unroasted Beans Into A Batch Of Roasted Ones. Here's Us Separating 10,000 Beans... By Hand"
"FedEx Truck Hanging Off The Indiana Toll Road After Hitting Ice In Frigid Conditions. Driver Not Hurt"
"My Wife Just Got This Huge Banner For Work. Perfect"
"I Work As A Financial Auditor. When Reviewing Cash Deposits, I Found That One Of Our Employees Accepted This $100 Bill"
"What McDonald's Got Us (At Least My Branch Of McDonald's) For Our Work During The Pandemic"
"-41°С And No One To Let Me In To Work"
"This Was My Dad's Only Christmas Bonus From The Company He's Worked At For Over 20 Years: A $20 Off Coupon For A Frozen Turkey. My Mom Got A Christmas Ornament"
"So I Found Out That My Shoes Have A Hole In Them... At The Urinal At Work"
"My Zipper Broke At Work, Right Before A Few Important Meetings"
"Just Lost Thousands Of Dollars Worth Of Product At Work. Most Likely Getting Fired"
"I Picked Something Up At Work, All Of A Sudden My Leg Started To Hurt, I Reached Into The Pocket At My Leg And Realised That My Spare Blade Made It Out Of The Case Somehow"
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That happened to a guy I worked with except it was the magenta toner and he was wearing a brand new pair of white sneakers. He wasn't as happy with his brand new pink sneakers afterwards...
Probably also worth noting that this person, instead of resolving the issue, is the kind of person whose first thought is to post it online.
Bought donuts to celebrate yourself. Wow....