“I told my fiancé I got him the perfect 30th birthday cake... it wasn’t what he expected.”
“This shop consultant will recommend the best food for your cat!”
“My local fish and chip shop loves Kanye loving fish sticks.”
“Found this in my Amazon package.”
“A mouse ate my Tootsie Pop.”
“The height of pettiness seen in a UK car park today”
“Walked into my kid’s room to find Buzz about to beat Woody. I swear he didn’t leave them like that...”
“Someone must have shaken my bag of Haribos.”
“One of my town’s cemeteries has an LED ’welcome’ sign.”
“Sending a framed art piece to a friend... It is not Italian art, but it’s still very Fra-GEE-leh!”
“The man in the closet organizer! I am fixing up my kid’s closet, looked down, saw this, and almost fell off the ladder!”
“My package arrived empty, they offered me a new item if I sent the other back in less than 30 days. That might be a problem.”
“2 suspicious characters were parked at Gelsons yesterday.”
#17 they seriously need to get a handle on those teen baking gangs. and all those illegal fish and chip shops.
#17 possibly around Halloween. Egging houses and mixing flour and eggs together then dumping on cars is common vandalism.