“I left coffee in my car last night. Still want to come to Canada?”
"Starlink works great until the cats find out that the dish gives off a little heat on cold days."
"Your eyes are not deceiving you, this is a Lamborghini on memorial drive with 2 Xmas trees strapped to the roof. Only in Calgary/Canada."
“I ordered a TV and left for the Christmas holiday. When I returned home today, I saw it standing alone at the front door.”
“Checked the tracking history — it was in everyone’s sight for 2 days.”
"A perfect circle formed on Moisie River"
"Circular currents are common in rivers. When the ice sheet forms in this kind of area, it rotates with this current, leaving a nearly perfect circle."
“If you landed in Canada and realized you forgot your Canadian disguise, our airport ladies’ bathroom has got you covered.”
“Saw this in the backyard today. I live in Coquitlam, by the way.”
“It took him literally 25 minutes to go up the street.”
“Some person went through my car last night because I accidentally left my doors unlocked.”
“I hope you enjoy the $5 in change you took because I’ll definitely be enjoying the AirPods you left.”
"One of the pupils lost their fallen-out tooth at school and the head teacher deputy wrote an official letter to the Tooth Fairy:"
"Oh damn. Seen 25kms east of Vancouver. Yes, that’s a cougar."
"Imagine calling your boss, telling them you can’t come to work because a cougar is on your car. Then when they say you are lying, you send them this pic. Checkmate!"
"This doughnut with maple bacon in the shape of a maple leaf"
“Had a super Canadian moment yesterday. Canada geese using the crosswalk. We all stopped to let them cross.”
“Spent the day exploring the park, where a Vancouver artist spent most of 2020 quietly installing natural sculptures in the woods.”
“The sculptures are all made of twig and twine. They’re mostly tucked away off the main paths, hidden along smaller trails. This is Lilith, the Sleeping Fairy, in the second photo.”
“Had a visitor this morning.”
“I went to a wax museum in Canada and they thought this was Beyoncé. I’m hurt.”
"Not only can it be too cold, but it can get too hot in Canada."