“Heated dog parking while shopping.”
“My friend is staying at an airbnb that has a vase full of swords.”
“This cookie wrapper shows a date that doesn’t exist.”
“The way the smoke created a near perfect picture of a polar bear on the lid of my grill.”
“Toys R Us still using a register closed sign from the 90s”
“Toasting some sesame seeds and when I stopped swirling the pan and Pac-Man appeared.”
“My drain was blocked so i pulled it up and a frog came out.”
“My small tomato plant looks like it belongs in a Tim Burton film.”
“The coke bottle on this cup is transparent so the bottle empties as you drink.”
“My toast looks genuinely happy.”
“These letters and numbers are invisible on my lenses, but cast shadows.”
“Someone bought me Lego highlighters..”
“My grandpa typed up a list of every place he had lived, his salary, and the number of women he had dated”
“I just peeled a lemon.”
“The person who prepared our order has beautiful handwriting.”
“A new condition version of my 20+ year old childhood teddy bear.”
“I’ve been using this calculator for over thirty years.”
“This snow castle in someone’s front yard.”
“A Pineberry is a white strawberry varity with red seeds and a pineapple-like flavor.”
“The bar I went to uses a 2 way mirror as the urinal wall.”
“Some guy went to Waffle House on a tractor near where I live.”
“The result of a moose scratching its antlers against a tree during shedding season.”
“My girlfriend’s little brother entered the 2nd grade on 2/2/22.”
“You can tell the era my thrifted computer bag was made by the matching iPod case that came with it.”
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Only filthy casuals doesn't have a vase full of swords at home.
What if a unscrupulous knave throws down the gauntlet or an ignoble vagrant insults the lady of the house?
"filthy casuals"??
and where else would you store youre swords?
mix them with with youre maces and pikes in the toilet and under the bed?