“Had some trouble with the ketchup dispenser at work.”
“This week I’m working a 12-hour shift. I was told not to pack a lunch because a free one would be provided. This is my free ’meal.’”
“I work at a kindergarten so I’m playing in the snow all day. Suddenly, I got very cold.”
“Who steals a cupholder from a seat?”
“That’s a 10 liter can of white oil based paint.”
“-41°C and no one to let me into work.”
“Meals (1 per person) we get at my job for shifts up to 12 hours”
“Dropped 10 pounds of beads on the floor today at work. Boss was not happy.”
“5 minutes before I leave work and my machines oil reserve overflows.”
“My work monitor is currently having a bad day.”
“I work part-time at a paint distributer, and my boss texts me this.”
"Construction workers aren’t appreciated enough."
“My sister lost her AirPods at work and couldn’t find them for almost a month. This is where she found them.”
“It was my buddy’s first day on the job.”
“First bite of my fast food burrito and I felt something metallic brush against my tooth. Spat out a screw.”
“Looks like my phone won’t be charging today.”
“My brother’s chicken nugget was hollow.”
“I accidentally bumped my new scale into the old scale with my foot, it completely shattered and slightly exploded the old scale.”
“Got dressed in the dark. Get to work this morning and look down.”
“My hotel kitchen... I’m here for 4 months.”
“Went to the store to pick up a candle for my daughter’s birthday, guess how old she’s turning?”
“This can with no tab”
“Blender exploded as I was making a smoothie.”
“When zippers get caught on that flap of fabric meant to cover them”
“Our shower just spontaneously shattered.”
“Brand-new headphones”
“There was a blizzard last night, so we decided to check on our car.”
“My friend’s new apartment the day after she moved in”
“My brother got this pizza in Rome, Italy.”
“My ice maker works better than expected.”
“I finally got to see Big Ben!”
“Couldn’t find my phone but it was connected to my cars Bluetooth so I said oh well, realized it was on top of my car. On the freeway.”
“Disc 1 of The Fellowship of the Ring was missing from this LOTR set I just bought.”
“Sat down to play my piano and this happened.”
“Left my cheese sticks in the oven a liiittle to long.”
“We just built a big 18×36 foot pergola over our back patio for extra “shade”.”
“My dog has locked me out of the house. It is raining.”
“New lights in my mustang! ……then literally 10 minutes later.”
“The guys digging for Google fiber just cut my AT&T fiber line. And I work from home. Great.”
“Accidentally dropped and thus spilled my cough syrup into this change holder in my car.”
“Rushing to take dinner out of the oven, was so excited, lost my grip. RIP Eggplant parm.”
“Spent $150 on my first glass blowing class. Promptly dropped the bowl I made after bringing it home. “
“Walked off the train after a nice day of taking photos and slipped on black ice in the parking lot. Thankfully my $400 lens broke my fall.”
““I know you’re not feeling well, let me move your car for you.” The next morning:”
“Closed the dishwasher and the cabinet decided to kill itself.”
“I put aluminum foil down in the oven to make cleanup easier after cooking pizza. The foil melted and got stuck instead.”
“These screws will definitely work.”
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And a natural gas burner flame temperature is 1950°C.
Obviously people without cupholders.