"Before I got married my doctor asked me...
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: yes
Doctor: Are you married?
Me: no
Doctor: Then how can you be sexually active?"
"Why do we need farmers when we have supermarkets. Heard this in real life and blew my mind"
And you are an idiot, people sign up for the reserves may serve 2- or 4-years active service before they start the weekend duty. Others may do the entire 6 years on weekend duty. During the Afghanistan and Iraq wars thousands of reservists were deployed in-country with their units or on independent assignment. Naw, the real p@#sy is the dude who has never served but feels they have the right to insult a person who volunteered for duty.
Weird you mean 350 million isn't 7 billion? Weird....
Just spit-balling here, but I'm guessing he was going to win that "election" regardless of the vote count.
I think the person was responding to a fool according to their folly, and you obviously didn't get it.