“This is how my wife leaves a dish after taking it out of the oven and WALKS AWAY. We have children and a dog...”
“Someone took my bike and left one wheel.”
“My roommate throws away dishes so he won’t have to do them (I bought all our dishes and silverware).”
“All the places my wife keeps toilet paper other than the holder”
“Went to make poached eggs for breakfast. Turns out my wife was baking yesterday.”
“My mother destroyed my screen because my dogs woke her up.”
“My brother dug through the ice cream to take all the candy out.”
“I got new colored pencils today and saw this pencil’s label.”
“Windchill is −21 and some kids just egged our house. They froze instantly.”
“I cut the crust off my toddler’s sandwich so she would eat the whole thing. I came back to this.”
“My McCheese bites had no McCheese.”
“My brand new boots after 2 weeks of wearing them”
“Roommate’s gone weeks without doing dishes, despite being asked multiple times, and I have loaded and unloaded the last 4 loads.”
“Woke up and saw my door removed by my parents. I asked them why and they replied with, ’Privacy isn’t necessary.’”
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#15 your parents are @$$holes. Remove the rest of the doors, including the front door.
j#rk off in front of your mom, claim dominance, profit.
Lol, I thought those were pierogies!