"Oops, it seems someone threw out last year’s Christmas tree."
"When you’re not in the Christmas mood and just want to lie on the radiator in the same way, let the paws down and do nothing."
“It’s lazy and cheap but filling.”
"Is being a homemaker lazy?
My girlfriend and I had been dating for just over 3 years and I proposed last month. Right before the wedding, my fiancée asked if I would be alright with her being a stay-at-home wife. I said that I’m not comfortable with that idea and don’t want to be the sole breadwinner. I want a partner in life, not a dependant doing nothing productive with their days. She got really upset at that, and went to her mother’s and said, “We’ll talk more when you calm down.” Am I really wrong?"
“This shortcut symbolizes human laziness (yes, I use it).”
“We are too lazy to cook every day but not too lazy to cook everything in a day.”
“I left my Christmas lights up. Laziness paid off for once.”
“My roommate has hit new peaks of laziness.”
“I’m too lazy to run upstairs to drop these in a chest, I present my books and bones piles in the computer game.”
"How to make yourself clean up at home
After a few hours of cleaning, I can now sit down and share my secret that made me forget about my laziness this morning. This secret is a powerful cool white daylight bulb. After you switch it on, you can see the dust on the floor and start vacuuming. Then you see that the vacuum cleaner hasn’t sucked in all the dust, and you start washing the floor. Then you get amazed with the amount of dust on the table, computer, shelves, and window sill, which you’ve never noticed before but now is perfectly highlighted by the bulb. This is how lazy people change their ways."
"When you’re lazy to move but the food in the bowl can’t be left unattended:"