“Pretending to be wearing socks without actually having to wear them”
’’This is how my wife eats her burrito.’’
’’I went to the Louvre today. Did not expect to see this.’’
’’How my 10-year-old brother opened his Lego set’’
’’I found out the hard way that the Italian restaurant’s hand sanitizer looks exactly like olive oil.’’
’’This floor tile at the airport has a house key embedded in it.’’
’’There was a 4-ounce chunk of Doritos seasoning in the bag.’’
’’Frozen Spaghetti for 2 in North Dakota’’
’’My mom’s desktop’’
’’My water bottle shrank in the wash.’’
’’We never seem to get many people to knock at the door for some reason.’’
"So your vacuum cleaner doesn’t work..."
’’I opened up the BBQ for the first time this spring and found some hungry wings.’’
’’A pigeon casually flew into the house.’’
’’This guy in my office is casually wearing a dinosaur costume while working at his stand-up desk.’’
’’So this happened today in my hometown.’’
’’The cake my mom sent to me at work: ’Wanna know what’s funnier than 24...? 25!’’
’’This guy driving an old-style race car around my town. He has the correct clothes on and everything.’’
’’This is what I saw when I checked into my hotel last night.’’
’’I quickly left my room to get a snack and saw this when I came back.’’
’’I looked out of my window and saw this guy cleaning the window. He had no rope on.’’
’’I bought my house 6 months ago and today I found this hidden safe.’’
’’This floated into my backyard today.’’
’’We saw this delivery robot on its way to complete its mission.’’
’’The view from inside my capsule hotel ’room’ in Tokyo.’’
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I bet you 50 Irkutskiani Slobotniks she know exactly where every single icon on that screen is, and just by casting a brief glance at the screen she will immediately know if you moved something even if its just a quintillionth of a millimeter.
My Mom would still need to call me to ask where the power button is.
Irkutskiani Slobotniks is a fine term. I will use it in my daily life from now on.
#12 No it didn't