“My friend, who is a gardener, sends me photos of himself at work.”
“All of my co-workers agreed to dress up as smurfs for Halloween. I’m the only one to go through with it.”
“My local independent coffee shop uses a Starbucks mug for its toilet brush holder.”
“A towel animal left by the hotel staff”
“It’s been a running joke in the office to add accessories to my co-worker’s Superman.”
“Missed my ’cake day’ because I was away on my honeymoon. This was waiting for me at work when I got back.”
“A co-worker brought homemade ’cheesecake’ to the office today.”
“My co-worker bought googly eyes and is putting them everywhere.”
“My brother has decided to become a mortician; his co-workers baked him a cake as a farewell.”
“These are my bosses. I love my job.”
“Someone brought this to the office potluck.”
“I asked the guy for ’as much fire sauce as you can give me without losing your job.’ Turns out that’s 243 packets.”
“Our co-worker said we’ve been slipping on our pranks. Can’t wait till he finds out 2 are filled with glitter.”
“2 co-workers and I realized we were wearing the same coat. We zipped them into one 3-person coat.”
“Hopefully my co-worker won’t kill me.”
That seems unsafe (might be fun though...)
... don't like it - don't drink it. Find a new bar.