"My Dress Has A Clasp On The Inside To Secure Your Bra Strap"
"My Raincoat Reveals A Floral Pattern When Wet"
"My Daughter’s Raincoat Has A Built-In System For When She Outgrows It"
"The Tag On My Shirt Has A Short Bio On The Sewer"
"This Tie Has Mice Of Both The Rodent And Computer Species"
"This T-Shirt Tag Doubles As Plant Seeds"
"These Winter Boots Have A Flip-Down Ice Cleat In The Heel To Help With Walking On Icy Surfaces"
"My Kid's Jacket Has Multiple Namespaces To Facilitate Hand-Me-Downs"
"These Care Instructions On A Shirt"
"My Jeans Have A No-Slip Grip Built Into The Back Pockets To Keep Credit Cards And Money From Falling Out"
"1950s Tie Gives You Fashion Advice"
"Multi-Tool Belt"
"You Can "Light" And "Extinguish" The Flames On The Menorah"
"These Air-Conditioned Construction Worker Jackets In Japan"
"My Jacket's Zipper Has A Whistle"
"This Guy's Shirt Has The Entire Script Of Pulp Fiction Printed On It"
"My Workwear Has Little Tools On The Zippers"
"This T-Shirt Label Has A Bio Of Who Sewed It"
"My Son's Rubber Boots Indicate How Deep The Water Is (In Centimeters)"
"The Inside Of The Fox Pocket On My Sweater Is Made Up Of Several Smaller Foxes"
"Our Stone Setter Has His Wife Sew Pockets Into The Front Of His Jeans For More Comfortable Knee Pads"
"This Camouflage Jacket I Got Is Actually A Bunch Of Sharks"
"My New Motorcycle Jacket Has A Place To Write Your Blood Type"
"My Favorite Pants' Houndstooth Pattern Is Actually A Bunch Of Cats"
"My Shoes Have A Tiny Ledge To Keep My Pants From Touching The Ground"
"Just Noticed Something Unique About My Pants"
"My Spanish Sneakers Have A Map Of Barcelona On The Sole"
"My Co-Worker’s Hoodie Has Headphones Threaded Through The Drawstring"