“A guy dropped a $40,000 pallet of glass on his first day.”
"The seat will stay dry for whoever is stealing it."
“The interns at my friend’s office sure are special.”
"When someone wants to “print screen” but hasn’t read the memo:"
“My brother put a chopping board under the pizza to catch the stuff it drops.”
“This man taking up 5 seats on a train in England on possibly the hottest day the UK has seen”
“When you’re willing to risk your safety and life for a few likes on Instagram.”
“The owner of this brand new Jaguar believed he was too important to sit in traffic.”
“My friend drilled holes in his mouse to make it lighter so it would give him an ’advantage.’”
“First day on the job: I set up those 4 wireless speakers for you.”
“This backroad near my house”
“Customer said his phone wasn’t charging properly as the battery was too cold. He thought ’warming’ it on a toaster was a good idea.”
“Real life imitates street signage.”
“When they expose the power source for the security camera:”
“A girl at my school used her iPhone to keep a door open.”
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As a former IT tech I highly doubt it was interns that did this. I'm sure it was permanent employees who then opened the following series of support tickets. "The printer is broken" (with nothing indicating which printer), the next ticket (a couple minutes later) "do we have an update on when the printer will be repaired I have a critical report that needs to be printed immediately" then followed by a phone call to the IT manager from their manager asking why the printer has been broken all day (still less than 30 min since first ticket).
"My penis is tiny."
English Penis*
And yellow and crooked.