"I left my AirPods on the plane.."
"Make sure you check that your door is closed when a blizzard hits overnight"
"Make sure you check that your door is closed when a blizzard hits overnight"
"Just pulled into our campsite 450 miles away from home."
"This one really ruined my day last week"
"My address is 444 and this is the only place in town that sells house numbers"
"Drove seven hours down to california just to meet this sign *sigh*"
"This was an 8 hour flight…"
"Guess it’s time for some wireless"
"Opened our lockbox today to find mold had been happily eating our passports and marriage certificate"
"Brain malfunctioned while preparing scrambled eggs"
"TIL that Pyrex can’t be trusted in an oven over 425 degrees."
"Someone forgot their car/house keys"
"This is how I caught my ex wife cheating"
"One of my 8 tortillas"
"Friend arrived home from work to find his PS5 melting itself"
"Thought I would bake some Valentines muffins for my husband today"
"Some random guy walked up and smashed my window with his skateboard"
"Got an incredible amount of rain and wind. This 60 lb bag of concrete got wet in my garage. Now it’s a solid piece of concrete."
"Landed a great job! but this is the chair and cubicle I was assigned."
"2 hours into a 10 hour shift when a passenger asks if I know about the stowaway on my bus."
"My wife left a pen in her pants pocket"
"The length of the charging cable that came with my headphones"
"This happened a few days ago, but I thought I might as well post it for karma. Fire extinguisher went off in the back of my car while I was driving."
"Roommates rice cooker has turned into brain-like tissue. He refuses to clean it, and leaves it on the shared kitchen counter."
"Went to the sauna post workout for 5 mins just to find my shoes and socks missing. Of course the gym says I’m out of luck, and had to take the walk home completely barefoot."
"My beer was double canned"
"I had a Hawaiian Punch can from 1992 on a display case and it developed a pin sized hole and pissed all over my head"
"So the pantry shelves failed"
"The "Grilled cheese Reuben" I spent $15 and and over an hour waiting for"
"Just had our bathroom renovated. The attention to detail was second to none."
"When you get on the airplane for a long flight and open your AirPods case only to find it empty."
"I absolutely hate my life. the third one also just fell on the pile..."
"Found this on the street. Someone is going to be disappointed."
’’My dad got rid of a perfectly functional mirror and put this new mirror up unevenly.’’
’’My wedding ring just fell apart this morning.’’
’’After fixing my hair trimmer, I forgot to put the depth thing on.’’
’’My Spanish teacher’’
’’When the refrigerator gets a little bit too cold and freezes breakfast’’
’’One of the coffee tubes, with 7.7 pounds of coffee, burst while my district manager was there.’’
’’My sister’s makeup bag after my dad accidentally sat on it’’
’’The lid of the salt dispenser is in my breakfast.’’
’’The letters from this bottle stuck to my finger.’’
’’I go to put my winter boots on this morning and this happens.’’
’’Woke up to this giant water bubble in my apartment.’’
’’I tried curling my hair and failed miserably.’’
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I thought Everclear WAS cleaning fluid
Whilst diagramming sentences in Eighth-grade English this distinction was drawn: barefooted is sans shoes wearing socks, whereas COMPLETELY barefooted is sans shoes and socks. Yes, I was the smartass that asked that same question.