“Never have I seen a shirt so true until I put this one on my kid.”
“My buddy the first time he went to the vet”
“We’re adopting a dog soon so we have the neighbor bring his dog over so our cats get used to them. Tonight, this happened.”
“Grandparents’ first time at a Japanese restaurant”
“We all have that one friend.”
“The wife said that now that we have a baby I will stop playing PC games.”
“Next door has a new kitten. We have rabbits.”
“My friend is terrified of babies. This is his first time holding one.”
“I fed my friend’s baby goat and she ate my finger!”
“Let my kitten outside for the first time...”
“My friend had a girl ’propose’ to him last night and his face is absolutely priceless.”
“My daughter pooped, then pulled this face.”
“Annie thinks this is her ferocious face.”
“She makes this face when you rub her belly...I couldn’t stop laughing.”
“When the face painting goes horribly wrong...or perfectly right”
“Looks like a pretty good crop this year.”
“I’m very patiently waiting for my fiancé to wake up so I can find out why there’s a bite mark in the butter...”
“A hairstylist friend of mine is doing her boyfriend’s hair.”
“My dog ate a magazine last night. I pulled this out of his lip just now. I guess he liked it.”
“Asked the cashier for the key to the restroom and was handed these.”
“I thought something bad happened to our new puppy. But she just found the blackberries that she used as a face mask.”
“’Every mouse trap needs a mouse as a lure,’ my Friend, Jack.”
“I asked for some extra sauce.”
"This woman’s hair is so long that when she puts it under her clothes, it looks like she has a tail."
“Went out to run errands, asked my wife if she wanted me to grab her anything. As a joke, she said a horse. Everyone, meet Latte.”
“When you forget to measure and account for the skirting board”
“I like how he did this fake plate number in pencil first, realized it wouldn’t pass, then went back over it with a marker.”
“Got a new toilet. Didn’t realize I’d be looking into heaven until tonight.”
“Since when have we gotten things from outside the planet?”
“Surprised the wife with some flour for Valentine’s Day.”
“I was tired this morning when I threw the trash out...had a heart attack for a second!”
“My sister’s attempt at a homemade caterpillar cake looks like it’s begging for you to end its life.”
“Got approached by a squirrel. Does this mean I’m the new Disney princess?”
“My pet rat looks like it’s singing: I came in like a wreeeeeecking ball!”
“My nana asked me to fix her phone because ’the outside clock is always showing the wrong time.’”
’’This monkey suddenly appeared and started licking our window.’’
’’My wife asked me why I smelled like a wet dog.’’
’’I asked my crush what she was doing, and she sent me this.’’
’’My boyfriend’s sister tried to fix some broken decorations.’’
’’Police pulled me over, asked me why I keep a baseball bat in my car.’’
’’I live with my grandparents and this is where I found the TV remote this morning.’’
’’My dad after realizing he ate half his sandwich with the wrapper on.’’
’’My 2 friends who are dating just got a place together. The girl and I were out and came back to see this on the wall.’’
’’What the life of a 6’2″ girl is like’’
’’My wife was excited to hear that there was a vegetarian option during the BBQ for Teacher Appreciation Week. It was this.’’
’’Today I’m the only person in the office. I found out that this is the underside of my co-worker’s mouse.’’
’’I cut my own hair the night before picture day when I was 6.’’
’’Our yard ornament was stolen 3 months ago. Today it showed up in our yard, but with a new touch.’’
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yeah, that guy needs to visit a podiatrist!