“I got back a newly minted 2022 quarter at the grocery store.”
“My prescription glasses lenses are so thick when fitted to these vintage aviator frames.”
“The hands on my watch move out of the way so they don’t obstruct the little screen.”
“The legs on this table in the Idaho State Capitol Building..”
“Found a $100 bill while changing my front speakers.”
“My egg had triplets.”
“Me and my buddy at Disneyland 2007 vs 2021, 14 year difference.”
“A bandage was included in the box with my paring knife order.”
“This stack of papers kinda looks like Master Shake.”
“I can fit an entire bottle of chocolate milk in my pocket.”
“This bus stop advertisement was taken out of its case, vandalized and then placed back in its case.”
“Instead of a broken wheel on my shopping cart, I have a shopping cart for my broken wheel..”
“Found this flower growing out of the floor crack in my flat.”
“I found a hidden mickey on my duvet cover.”
“This enormous hex key.”
“This lump of mud and grass that looks like an elder god porcupine.”
“The entrance to my friends basement.”
“I zipped my jacket to my hoodie perfectly without realizing.”
“My 34-year-old VHS copy of The Land Before Time.”
“I found a perfectly preserved Taco Bell receipt from 1999 in a library book I was scanning.”
Holy Hannah, you are on crabby MF!
I hop those come with either a dog or a white cane, wow