“I tried to make bread using only flour and water.”
"Some people tried to hide their cars from snowfall in an underground parking lot."
“I made a sandwich using canned squid.”
“I accidentally burned a small hole in my university chair. I tried repairing it but it looks worse now.”
“The guys digging for Google fiber just cut my internet fiber line. And I work from home.”
“A sandwich uses camouflage to avoid being consumed.”
“We just built a big pergola over our back patio for extra shade.”
"The last piece doesn’t fit. "
“My brother ’salted’ the driveway.”
“These eggs my dad made with ’a bit of turmeric’”
“I dropped a small screw somewhere in this area. I need it to hold the new rubber seal on the inside of the faucet.”
“I just dropped M&M’s into my coffee, and this floated off.”
“Don’t try to make pasta in a cup.”
“My brain malfunctioned while preparing scrambled eggs.”
“Found a “slight” sinkhole in my backyard one week into owning my first property.”
“My thick glass bookshelf (loudly) fell off the wall in the middle of the night.”
“Money’s kinda tight atm and this was supposed to last me 2-3 days. Now I lost my spatula AND my food =( Somewhere between laughing and crying rn.”
“Had an air purifier running for over a year with the filter covered in plastic the whole time.”
“400 kg of liquid chocolate leaked onto the street after the tank containing it fell of a trailer. Sweet mother of god.”
“My gf spent hours making dinner and the lid exploded.”
“Rolled up right before the concert started.”
“A car drove into my living room today.”
“Finally got my Hello Fresh that should have been here 5 days ago.”
“Took my truck through Clean Machine Automated Car Wash and it’s chipped my paint all over..”
“I don’t paint often, so I was really proud of myself for remembering to wear gloves this time.”
“Was delivering a pizza and it took me a while to find #20… can people stop doing this.”
“Someone broke my friends bass in half.”
“I’m an environmental geologist, and this is what I had to trudge through at my job site”
The Last piece is wrong. There’s a bump at 10 o’clock, that’s the right piece!
#30 surely you'll be able to count ten houses from the start of the street? Or look at the numbers on the neighbors house and count from there? (But yes, painting the house numbers "camouflage" is stupid, and like Vinson said, someday it may bite you in the @$$.)