’’I broke my apple slicer and accidentally created a very dangerous apple.’’
’’I found a coupon for a free grilled chicken salad and I did this when popping it open.’’
’’’Have kids,’ they said, ’It will be fun,’ they said.’’
’’How my mom’s surprise birthday cake arrived’’
’’I found my kid’s watch he lost 3 months ago.’’
’’I fell asleep on my charging cable. I have client-facing Zoom meetings today.’’
’’I have a school concert in 2.5 hours.’’
’’My brother wanted a wireless mouse, and a kid wanted to help.’’
’’I walked around all day with a thong hanging out of my hood.’’
’’I decided to change barbers. I also have a date in 1 hour.’’
"Just baked this cake and ate one piece, came back and the dog licked the icing off as far as she could reach."
"This is the inside of the bathroom door at a bar in NYC. After some cocktails, it is impossible to pick the right one on the first try."
"When you take the wrong leftovers container to work and all you have for lunch is baked beans"
"My F key decided to fall off my keyboard while writing a 1000 word essay"
"I tripped over my paper shredder..."
"Drove three hours to go to the Grand Canyon"
"Received these size 12 badminton shoes from Amazon. They look like a 7 and fit in my palm"
"Driver parked his truck and disappeared. Mine and another car were blocked in for over 3 hours."
"Drank the whole coconut then cracked it open to find this…"
"A tiny silicon ball somehow went into my laptop's headphone jack, and it's just the perfect size to be completely stuck. Now I can't plug in my headphones."
"Door handle broke off at the gas station... With the car running."
"Forgot a drinkable yogurt bottle in my car and it exploded..."
"Broke right after pulling it out.."
"Tore the house apart for over an hour, had enough and went to make my son breakfast"
"Ordered some mexican food through uber eats, halfway through my 5 taco sampler I bite something hard..."
"First vacation in years and the cats figured out how to turn on the bidet."
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That's when you call the police about an abandoned vehicle with what looks like it could be a bomb in it. You're not lying, you don't say it's a bomb just that the person parked it and it "looks" like there's a bomb...
I don't think you have to say it's a bomb in there. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to just block people in and can have it towed by the city.
good idea. but sometimes this doesn't work, given it's on private property.
definitely do not say it might be a bomb, this is the dumbest sh#t you can do
if it's private grounds, you can't do much. if it's public, call a tow
Even if the white car can get out it will obviously pretty hard, the other car definitely won't come out, and regardless of them being able to wiggle out or not, this is obviously an @$$hole thing to do.
Both cars look easily removable, though the red car might have to wait for the white car to move first. It's not clear if there is a curb on their far side or not. If this is real, the truck driver is a j#rk regardless however.