Lines People Use To Confuse Phone Scammers (20 PICS + 5 GIFS)

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Keziah 2 year s ago
#14 Is pretty ingenieous. Will keep that in mind.
       
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Lil 2 year s ago
Just tell them you need to finish f@#king their mom first. Go into detail.
       
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Gerrie 2 year s ago
50% of these took place several hours after they hung up and thought: "Yeah! That's what I should have said!" The other 50% we're just made up as they typed the comment
       
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Eddie 2 year s ago
Used to get lots of telephone calls about changing carriers. "I don't have a phone." Dunno if it worked or not. I'd hang up after that. - Oh. Car warranty? Tell them I drive an '88 Corolla.
       
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Sam 2 year s ago
back in 2000 i listed my phone under the fictional name QV Johnson the QV standing for "Queen Victoria" so if someone called looking for QV Johnson i knew it was a BS call (got that idea from my boss at the time, thanks Barnett:))
so i get a call one weekend and the conversation goes like his

Telemarketer :can i speak to QV Johnson?
Me: Whats the Q stand for?
Telemarketer: what?
Me: whats the Q stand for?
Telemarketer: Ahhh?
Me: when you figure out what the "Q" stands for i'll talk to you

and i hang up
about a year goes by and i get a call that goes like this

Telemarketer: Hey is Q there?
Me: whats the Q stand for?
Telemarketer: oh man it's you!
(i know its the same guy who called before)
Me: did you figure out the Q stands for?
Telemarketer: No, can you give me a hint?
Me: nope, the deal was if you figure out what the Q stands for i'll talk to you

he starts throwing out names that start with Q (of which there aren't many)

i laugh and tell him to keep trying and i hang up
never heard back from him and now that my phone displays who's calling and from where, i don't have to because i don't know anyone in the states that they are calling from.

Barnett told me that you have to pay to get an unlisted number but you can have anyone's name on the bill so if someone calls looking for that person you just hang up
       
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