“I bumped into this guy by accident when I went to buy a bag of chips.”
“I found this in my mailbox from my local bank. It made my day, and hopefully I’ll make someone else’s.”
“This lady was carrying a yoda cake on the metro last night, it made my day!”
“I found a $100 bill while changing my front speakers.”
“My egg had triplets.”
“I zipped my jacket to my hoodie perfectly without realizing.”
“The very first photo ever taken of my daughter; seconds after she was born.”
“I bumped into D. Blaine, I asked him for a trick. He gave me an unsigned card & walked off. Saw this when I got home.”
“My unexpected graduation gift. Thought it was one of those shirts with a fake money print on it at first.”
“My wife sent me a picture of this swimsuit she found for our daughter. Made my day!”
“My daughter mimicking my wife for the very first time.”
“I found this flower growing out of the floor crack in my flat.”
“I found a 6 leaf clover.”
“That time a butterfly waited with me for the bus.”
“I ordered one package of 3 pairs of Nike socks and Amazon sent me 6 packages. All for the price of one.”
“He hates it when I work.”
“My slippers matched the Airbnb rug.”
“Peeling the shell off an egg without cracking it”
“The crack on my wife’s windshield looks like an airplane from the front.”
“My card fell from my desk and my dog found it.”
“The microwave is unimpressed with our recent power outage.”
“My snowman is Matrixing after a warm day.”
“My stepdad grows his own vegetables and a cucumber grew in a question mark shape.”
“Just a squirrel eating a burrito...”
“These eggs, who are happy to see me”
“A dog reading a pamphlet on the bus”
“Smashed some concrete at work and it was shaped like a heart.”
“My sister’s whippet, Zippy, dressed up in a Harry Potter costume.”
“Wiped the dirt away to make a Mona Lisa.”
“Last night, my wife’s Uber had a duck in it.”
“My cat interrupted my zoom call, resulting in an accidental glamor shot.”
“My banana looks sad that it’s about to be consumed.”
“I was having a conversation with a friend. Turn around and his dog was paying attention better than he was.”
“This McDonald’s is missing something.”
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Within 10 seconds, the nurses had my daughter cleaned off from the C-section and in my arms.
I've been in a delivery room 4 times. I don't know this. Hours? Sounds like a low apgar score rather than a bathing need.
My daughter looked like a screaming, smear covered potatoe. Within two hours the skull reformed from Conehead to like normal looking.