“Dad didn’t want Kissems. Naturally, Kissems loves Dad the most.”
“I didn’t want a cat. My girlfriend and I had a 2-day fight about getting a cat or not, so we ended up getting this adorable girl!”
“Every day, my fiancé says, ’I hate cats,’ then does this every night.”
“I was the dad that didn’t want the dog, now I’m the one getting her things like this.”
“No, I do not want a poodle.”
“He won’t admit that he loves her, but there’s proof.”
“’I don’t want a dog. I don’t like dogs. If we get a dog, I’m not taking care of it.’ This is 2 days after we got the new puppy.”
“I used to not like cats, now a full-time cat dad.”
“Dad: ’We’re not getting a dog.’ Dad: ’I don’t love him.’ Also Dad: *holds dog like a baby*”
“My dad: ’You’re kicked out of the house if you get a dog.’ Also, my dad:”
“Dad’s on a ’very important call.’ And the pup’s been promoted from unwanted to assistant!”
“My godfather, Jan 16, 2017: ’What do you want me to do with this?’ My godfather 5 minutes ago:”
“She couldn’t reach!”
“’We can feed her but there’s no way she’s stepping foot inside our house!’ Now he loves her more than any of us!”
“My dad said he was done with pets when I moved out. Got him a puppy for his sixtieth and now they are inseparable.”
“Dad: ’We are not getting another puppy!’”
“Don’t you ever bring that bird into this house. She will not be welcome here.”
The dog barely pays attention to the rest of the family ...