“When life hands you wax lips...”
“My dad farted while taking a picture of my grandmother.”
“That time we met Jason Momoa and my husband came up with this great idea. 2 years later and I haven’t washed my hair!”
“My wife and I graduated from med school today.”
“My toilet looks like there is a very unfortunate man trapped within it.”
“My neighbors turned their apartment number into pi.”
“I peeled a potato and it made a face at me.”
"That time you thought you were nailing it..."
“Dog rolled in a staticky blanket. Look at his friend’s reaction.”
“My husband brought a rotisserie chicken home for dinner tonight.”
“My buddy dressed up as Eleven in honor of Stranger Things, season 2.”
“My dog saw a squirrel mid-snap, so now I just look like a tired toddler at the end of a day at Six Flags.”
“My son decided to finally take a bubble bath today...”
“My daughter has been stealing her brother’s food when he isn’t looking, so my son decided to ’guard’ his food.”
“Believe it or not, this is the face of pure joy on my girlfriend’s face as she made friends with a lemur.”
“My friend after getting on the wrong train. We made a last minute group decision to get off, he wasn’t paying attention.”
“When someone tells me I wear too much makeup”
“Got a pic with Santa and he said I was too big. We compromised.”
“Used my phone’s red-eye elimination feature and I think my freckles confused it.”
“Playing around with my 2-month-old beard and my 8-year-old son”
“How my girlfriend slices onions”
“My daughter is selling chocolate for a fundraiser. I told her to leave me a note to remind me to grab a box to sell at work.”
“Doodled out some faces I see in my shower tile every day.”
“Today, I witnessed the miracle of birth on the way home from work.”
“Our IT guy just sent us a picture of him in his youth. Some people are destined.”
“I just started a new job where I (Annie) sit between an Ann and an Anna. So I cross-stitched a direction sign.”
“When I’m too cool to follow instructions”
“My boyfriend wore a mustache and a vintage style swimsuit the ENTIRE time we were at a waterpark.”
“They should’ve been more specific when they said to bring a mask.”
“Got my hair cut and ended up looking like Garth from Wayne’s World.”
“Decided to spoof my son’s Facebook profile photo.”
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