“We adopted a wolfhound named Ollie. Or a luck dragon, I’m not quite sure.”
“The Hulk has seen better days”
“Looks like my daughter packed her own lunch this morning.”
“I’ll be 40 this year and this is still the most professional photo I have of myself — circa 1992.”
“Having fun with my little guy’s hairline”
“A cat, mid-yawn”
“My wife packed my lunch.”
“We tried making chocolate covered raisins. They ended up looking like beans.”
“I’ve been looking for my glasses for 3 days.”
“These eggs my son made”
“My sister’s neighbor is ’drying’ his clothes. They have frost on them.”
“Just turned fifty years old”
“I made this after closing up the kitchen I work in.”
“Asked my wife to add carrots to the coleslaw. She thinks she’s funny.”
“My son was so excited to get this Sponge Bob popsicle, until he opened it.”
“My 4-year-old won’t stop laughing about this donut smiley face that’s wearing sunglasses and has 2 mouths.”
“Not sure if this was a load of men dressed as Banana Man out for a stag, or if it was just one guy running really fast.”
Hmmmmm.... We still have the year 2022. You'll be 30, much younger and more attractiv!
According to you, she is 0 years old on the picture?