“Found a safe behind a wall in a house that was being demolished.”
“The interesting woodwork revealed during the re-roofing of our 84 yr old house.”
“Security Camera inside the car wash is equipped with a squeegee wiper.”
“My dentist office accepts Walken’s.”
“I have full heterochromia.’
“This cat sitting above its portrait.”
“My chair comes with a fart dissipation system.”
“This wooden angel my dad crafted in memory of his deceased friend.”
“Peeled citrus fruits.”
“The flatbread came out looking like an alien.”
“This “built-in” eavesthrough I saw.”
“These butter balls in a hotel’s breakfast buffet. They were stretchy and didn’t melt.”
“My orange has two sides.”
“My dishwasher projects the time remaining on the floor because it doesn’t have a visible front panel.”
“My local gym gave the handicap drawing a noticeable bicep.”
“I made an alphabet by carefully eating parts of pretzels.”
“My washed out paint roller looks like Sully from Monsters Inc..”
“My new Marvel Lego set came with Fat Thor.”
“There’s a dried flower in this 165 years old latin book I just found in our attic.”
“Table hockey puck after about four and a half years of playing. New one on the left for comparison.”
“An egg timer that shows you how hard your egg is by cooking it with the egg.”
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"Insert whoosh joke over head" meme here.
I like the Idea of a designer helping out a bloke in need. FDS - Fart Dissipation System. Its new and comfy.
Yep. She's a real dumask.
She probably also believes the dogma that the earth is round.