"Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the first thing waiting for him in his kitchen after closing."
"I found a 6 inch banana!"
"My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I'm biased but I thought it was clever and funny."
"The kids have been asking, dad is delivering. Christmas is going to be great..."
"Just put your phone in rice, should be fine in the morning"
"I’m pretty sure my mom will never again ask my help with putting away the nativity scene"
"Spilled my drink so the bartender made me a sippy cup"
"My wife got me a cake, I’m having my rectum removed on Tuesday."
"A few days ago a car drove through an Arby's. This was their sign today."
"My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor"
"Glass bottle recycling truck in my home town"
"My Husband wanted a sweet treat. I made orange rolls. To keep it interesting, one of these has nacho cheese on it."
"My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it."
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