"You have to take off a tire to remove the bulb on a Tesla."
"Driver dropped his trailer right in front of the shop to swap trucks, blocking three bays, and just kind of wandered off."
"Rolling the shop out to this one."
"Someone labeled the “egg zaust” clamps."
"The new bronco everyone, clearly an engineering marvel!"
"Insurance loves spending a penny to save a dollar. Won’t total. We have to clean this up and install in a jeep."
"Well, there’s your noise. 2012 Ram 4.7, 130k."
"Semi truck just rolled in, driver said he drove 700 miles and only had 3rd, 6th, 7th, and 9th gear. He thinks it’s the transmission."
"Mercedes, ladies and gents."
"Customer said they noticed the speed bump too late. Felt like handling a grenade."
"My first time seeing a cat cage. Just happy I’m not doing exhaust work today."
“My maintenance minder came on so I added more oil.”
"2020 Subaru Outback that hasn’t stopped rolling since it was purchased."
"Meth proofed catalytic converter!"
"Needs tooth extracted from vehicle."
"Ever just have straight liquid poo and then have that one solid piece shoot out?"
"Rolling into a shop near you: Used Mystery Coolant!"
"My sister went in for an oil change before taking off on a road trip tomorrow."
"Cost of an M6 motor replacement under warranty"
"Look what I found."
"Customer wants to keep his 04 PT Cruiser. Authorized up to $7,000 for a complete motor rebuild, Clutch, Turbo, and Timing Belt."
"Customer states he punched the screen and it broke."
"Rolled in with an AR-15."
"The customer said there was a mysterious rumbling noise for an hour and then the wheel came off."
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