"When my pregnant wife says there is nothing in the fridge."
"Spaghetti and meatball grilled cheese with spicy ranch. Pregnancy craving satisfied."
"Giving new meaning to the word ‘nesting’"
"Weeks 37 and on be like . . ."
"One of my coworkers decided to mansplain how many calories I should be eating so the rest of the staff gave him an award."
"Here I am, 7 months pregnant and miserable because I couldn’t get off the couch. My fiance, bless him, found it endearing."
"It’s official.. we are barely fitting in the drivers seat comfortably."
"Expecting moms listen up! Do NOT forget to remove your rings before your 3rd trimester!"
"When I tell you I walked into my bathroom 4 times before actually remembering I needed to put deodorant on, I mean it."
"Brain is officially broken, please send help. I put the ketchup away and then couldn’t find it in the fridge."
"Bought myself a cheesecake. BECAUSE TODAY IS MY DUE DATE"
"Almost 10 weeks pregnant, and feeling pretty iffy about food…"
"My mil ate rice crispy treats every day when pregnant with my husband. Apparently her grand baby has the same sweet tooth."
"The Result of Pregnancy Brain"
"Pregnant Brain FTW… I don’t even…"
"When you’re pregnant and need a little midnight snack"
"I crack up every time I see this in my doctor visit notes"
"First of all we are happy to be able to announce I am pregnant with our second child. We are forever grateful science was able to assist us to conceive. But what a ride it has been so far."
"Pregnancy Brain and Autocorrect! I’m so embarrassed…"
"My buddy’s wife says this is the best part of being pregnant."
"Tell me you’re pregnant with telling me you’re pregnant"
"Alcohol-Free Pregnancy Pro Tip: pour watermelon pedialyte in a wine glass and pretend it’s rosé."
"My friends pregnancy cravings make me gag"
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