“It’s my mother’s forty-fifth birthday today, so I ordered her a nice $25 bouquet.”
“SpongeBob is a dentist’s and optometrist’s dream!”
“So this is what I ordered online. What was I thinking?”
“Moroccan cookies”
“There is a fifth turtle, and she does have a yellow headband.”
“Was looking for an aesthetically pleasing snack, still looking.”
“’Strawberry jam’ doughnuts”
“Looks like those cafeteria school lunches.”
“The container was a good size. Then I rolled the product up, and it was nothing.”
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