E!'s Talk Soup hosted by John Henson, which was the old-school way to watch viral videos...
...and Coming Attractions, which was literally a half-hour show of just movie trailers:
The Kmart Cafe, which had the distinct Little Caesars smell that would hit your face as soon as you walked into the store:
Snaps, which had some of the best insults and jokes ever:
"Goth Talk" on SNL, which was hosted by Circe Nightshade and Azrael Abyss:
And Norm MacDonald as the host of SNL's "Weekend Update":
"The late-'90s Disney Channel logo that was a TV with Mickey ears:"
The '90s-meets-psychedelic design on Fruitopia vending machines:
The creepy AF Puttermans from the Duracell commercials:
Having a ton of blank VHS tapes with covers that looked like this:
Blank cassette tapes that were supposed to capture the sound of CDs best, but honestly, sound exactly the same:
The THX logo that would play before some movies. (And that you can still hear in your head!):
And the green FBI warning screen that played before Disney VHS tapes:
Having to put on Channel 3 if you wanted to watch a movie or play a video game:
Buddy Lee from the Lee Jeans commercials (which I am sure was a haunted doll):
The Jerry Springer Too Hot for TV! VHS tape that they would show commercials for late at night:
Magic the Dog and all the Old Navy commercials he appeared in:
Dave Thomas, who was the founder of Wendy's and appeared in all the commercials for them:
These chairs that your parents still had from the '80s, and that were only comfortable for like two minutes:
Lay's Wow chips that were made with Olestra and gave people diarrhea:
Having to know what type of film you needed to use depending on the time of day and/or exposure you wanted:
Publishers Clearing House magazine stamps that you would use to order magazines that you then would never pay for:
Bath & Body works stores when they used to have red awnings and white shiplap on the exterior:
And the Natural Wonders stores with their light-wood interiors and rain sticks:
The Chevron Cars who were OVER IT and loved to spill the tea about their owners:
The ads inside TV Guide that would tell you what that week's episode of a TV show was going to be about:
Lever 2000 soap, which every mom loved to buy in bulk:
The late-'90s Sony CD Walkman that looked like UFOs:
Those micro cassettes that were primarily used in answering machines:
The Daily Show hosted by Craig Kilborn:
Wendy the "Snapple Lady," who appeared in all of the company's commercials:
The Coca-Cola Rewards Card, which got you free drinks at the movies and various restaurants (well, as long as you brought it with you):
Binaca and how your breath wasn't minty fresh until it felt like you had burned a hole in your mouth with it:
Real California Cheese commercials (that featured this logo):
Phones built into the back of airplane seats that required a credit card to use (and that you always wanted to use):
Cookie Crook, Chip the Dog, and Cookie Cop as the mascots for Cookie Crisp cereal:
The Nintendo Rumble Pak, which everyone would fight over (if you only had one) when playing N64:
The giant cutout displays stores would have just to announce the release of an upcoming album or movie:
Having to carry around change in case you needed to use a payphone:
#20 Lay's term for it was "anal leakage". Seriously. It was right there on the bag. Olestra was about as digestible as mineral oil laxative, and the stuff just ran right through you.
I guess you'll have to do your own submission then, right?
(laughs in Beavis and Butthead) He said 'submission'.. huhuh
Wait until tonight, and then it'll be a nocturnal submission.