"Speaker phone is not meant for using in public."
"You should always use your signals when turning or changing lanes. If you don't, you're just lazy and the worst. Communicate what you plan to do with your screaming metal death trap before you are in the process of doing it!"
"Those new LED headlights should be banned. They might make the owner safer but not other drivers as they drive into f@#king ditches because they were blinded by Klieg lights masquerading as car lights."
"Tall burgers completely nullify all the benefits of burgers, and are an abomination unto cuisine.
A good burger is the perfect portable food. It should be edible using only your hands and mouth,without cutlery, and without making too much mess.
You should also be able to sample every layer of ingredient in one bite, without dislocating your jaw"
"Returning a shopping cart is not that hard. It's the least you can do when utilizing a service."
"Kids can be annoying. You’re allowed to think someone’s kid is annoying. You don’t have to tell the kid or their parents. But you can distance yourself if you want.
You don’t have to tolerate any kid if you don’t want to is what I’m getting at."
"Tax should be included in the price with no exceptions."
"Toilet paper flap falls to the front."
"Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are not interchangeable, they are drastically different."
"It’s “couldn’t care less” and not “could care less”.. this shouldn’t even be a question but you’d be surprised how many people are willing to die on the could care less hill."
"Fantasy football is just DND for people who like sports. Dressing up to go the Stadium is sports cosplay."
"It's not a hot water heater. It's a water heater.
In real life I would never correct someone who says hot water heater when they're talking about their water heater, but it sure has been fun to do it here! Thanks for the awards and the most upvotes I've ever received and especially thanks for keeping this very important debate fun and civil!"
"Carpet flooring in bathrooms trigger me :/ just don’t put a carpet in a bathroom. A bath mat is fine so you don’t slip when you get out the shower but not the whole carpet floor"
"I shouldn’t have to pay more for safety features in a car"
"Learn how to spell a name before you saddle a kid with it, for f@#k's sake."
"Macaroons are not macarons. One has coconut, and one is a sandwich cookie."
"JAWS must not EVER be re-made, or retconned, or re-imagined, or re-anything. Ever."
"If you don't like being around others you're not "anti-social", you're asocial. Anti-social is the Joker.
Incredibly petty and meaningless but this always bothers me for some reason"
"It’s espresso. Not expresso"
"Freshly grated sharp cheddar cheese is better than store bought grated cheese and the difference is noticeable in the meal, especially in tacos"
"Touch screens in cars make them worse in many ways."
"Not all water is the same."
"Frozen isn’t a Christmas or even a winter movie.
It is literally set in the summer, a big part of the plot is that everyone was unprepared for the summer freeze.
I will die on this hill."
"It's more convenient to type something into Google than to say the words aloud to Alexa"
"If it doesn't have shelves, drawers, or any storage space, it is a table. Not a desk!"
"Snakes are venomous, not poisonous"
"Greeters in shop entrances are annoying and unnecessary.
Just to clarify I’m from the UK so the American customer styles don’t work here very well since we are grumpy gooses. Our big stores (like supermarkets) don’t tend to have greeter anymore they will have security guards and customer service desks near by so you can ask questions. It’s the small shop that have them and they stand by the door watching you and jump on you the second you even look in the window."
"There is no need for people to say 7 am in the morning. The use of am let's us know its morning"
"Everyday and every day are different. And not interchangeable.
“An everyday walk in the park” vs “I walk in the park every day.”"
"You can’t just go around calling every bean paste hummus.
Hummus contains (among other things) significant amounts of tahini, chickpeas, and olive oil. If it doesn’t contain these things, it is not hummus. I repeat, not hummus.
No, Ashley and Brayden from the juice bar, you don’t get to tell me that the white-bean-and-kale mush on that $13 veggie wrap is goddamn hummus."
"Squeeze the air out of a ziploc bag before you put the bag in the fridge or freezer. I don't understand why my wife doesn't and one of these days I'll have a decision to make."
"Actual physical push buttons are way better than sensor buttons. (Like the xbox 360 sensor buttons)
I have recently been informed that they are called tactile buttons (physical) And haptic buttons (sensor) So thanks for the bit of knowledge and the awards!"
"Mobile gaming is better when it's simple games like Angry Birds or Fruit Ninja."
"Turn signals should NEVER be red."
"The parents from Parent Trap are WAAAY worse than the parents from Home Alone."
"There's a difference between doing well and doing good."
"Sexy lyrics in a song does not make the song inherently sexy"
"Chronicles of Narnia should be read in the order they were written not the chronological order they are being published nowadays."
"Sesame Oil is better than Truffle Oil, and it's not even close."
"Anything with glitter can f@#k right off"
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Have you been eating dung again?
The nazi party here is at 10%, thats much less as in France or USA.
It's more than in Ukraine, tbf
Weren't you like, making a pro Russian argument a while back in the post at the beginning of the Russian invasion?
You know what a midge is? Look it up. It's a small frail flying insect that can easily be taken out with even the most casual of swats.
...who should?
they "could of known" that... that one irritates the hell out of me too
Seppos have a lot to answer for.
I don't know, the whole concept of using a piece of paper to smear sh#t up my arse crack sort of puts me off. I started using a water jet a while ago and now you can eat your dinner of my anus. You can make your own, just replace your shower head with a 15mm piece of Buteline with a restriction in the end to force the flow into a higher pressure 'jet' ... sure you have to waddle from the sh#tter to the shower but your gf will appreciate it. After a while you'll probably just do away with the big white flushy bowl altogether and just empty your colon straight onto the shower floor ... least that way you can check to see if you have worms. Always ensure the home made nozzle is clean for the next person, do the taste test to be sure.
They also can take their terror-kid and can back the f*** off
..and 2 page rants in reply of a 4 word comment.
Stop licking the wombat. They mean the appliance on the wall, it is a gas (stop calling petroleum liquid a gas, ffs you silly Americans) ... heater for water.