“My gorgeous husband got me this Beauty and the Beast-inspired Harry Potter book rose for Valentine’s Day!”
“I’m enjoying the new lamp I bought for my dining room this evening.”
“Thrifted an RCA TV into a fish tank”
“Went to the Disney Store and bought what I thought was an awesome watch.”
“The cashier asked if it was for my son. I’m 21 and don’t have any children.”
“My newest random purchase — this mushroom lamp for my work desk”
“Got paid for the first time ever tonight to do the one thing I truly love, stand-up comedy. This is the happiest day of my life!”
“I sold my oil painting yesterday, and I’m just over the moon! I’m going to miss her, but so happy she found a home!”
“My wife is a constant source of warmth in my life.”
“After years of being told I wouldn’t have kids of my own, I’ve officially made it to 30 weeks with a totally healthy baby!”
“My husband got me a late Christmas present — the poor ’90s kid inside me is shrieking with glee!”
“Age appropriate for a 64-year-old man? No. Is a 64-year-old man going to wear them? Yes.”
“I picked out my wedding dress yesterday. Once they put the veil on, it got real. I can’t wait to be with my best friend forever!”
“These 3 kids just got their first house (previously lived in an apartment) with a fenced-in backyard and their first pet!”
“After a couple of failed pregnancies and feeling hopeless, my wife delivered our beautiful healthy baby girl!”
“I need to show off my non-gingerbread gingerbread house entirely made of icing. I am so happy with it.”
“My husband and I gave each other these teddy bears when we had to LDR (long distance relationship) for almost 3 years.”
“Just got reunited this April, and now they’re sitting together on our bookshelf.”
“Knowing that I get to spend forever with my best friend (and eat pizza together forever)”
“My brother just self-published a children’s book, so his daughter could see someone like her as the hero of a story.”
The Cake is a lie.
But I was told there would be cake....