“Supply-chain issues.”
"I am single by choice… Their choice but still."
"I have the social skills of a spoon"
"In France we say, “Mieux vaut être seul que mal accompagné” which means “Better alone than in bad company”"
"My response last time was “How are you *not*?”"
"So that you don’t feel left out."
“Because my goal isn’t to be in a relationship, it’s to be in the *right* relationship.”
"Your mom says she wants no strings attached"
"Because my dating pool is significantly smaller than yours, Samantha"
"Because you’re taken"
“Because I look like a seal on crystal meth”
"When my sister got married, my niece, 17, asked me, “How does it feel to be the only one of your siblings not married?”
I simply replied, “Well, unlike them I have standards.” Her father, my brother, was right there :)"
"No one can handle my personality for that long"
"“What do you think?“
It’s like the uno reverse card, they asked a potentially uncomfortable question now they gotta answer it themselves."
"I think the best response is “because I am prioritizing my mental health right now” and it being true."
"Go full on Cher from Clueless: “you see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!”"
"Who the f@#k are you? Get the hell out of my house!"
"Why are you still uncomfortable with being alone?"
"I had one of the groomsmen in the wedding I was in last year ask me that question, after I told him I wasn’t in a rush, his buddy behind him reminded him that he was thrice divorced"
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A dumb@$$ trying to sound sophisticated.