"Our landlord keeps saying there's nothing wrong with our shower.."
"Just moved into a new home and found where the landlord patched the carpet."
"Landlord left a note saying that we need to be prepared for tours from 8:00AM-8:00PM for two weeks."
"My Landlord is super serious about fire safety."
"Discovered tonight that the carbon monixide alarm in our apartment hasn’t had a battery for the entire time we’ve lived here and that it was ‘plugged in’ to two slits my landlord had carved in the wall."
"This is how the landlord fixed the leaky ceiling."
"Landlord said neighbors are quiet.."
"Called my landlord because when the furnace kicks on it makes the house shake. This is how they fixed it. House still shakes."
"Moved into a new house. Landlord said water the lawn, we left you a hose."
"Found this note in my mailbox from my landlord today. Too awesome not to share!"
"Landlord thought i was a government agent and decided to lock me out to do this. RIP 3080 FE"
"Landlord ordered a new gas oven to replace the old broken one. He only paid to have it dropped off. He is very shocked that I’m not happy."
"My landlord pretended to do do work the flat but ended up installing this 360° wifi surveillance camera which also records audio without telling me about it."
"Landlord decided to turn down the heat today in my MN apartment as it reached -40°. But the idiot must have forgotten he pays my electric and doesn't realize that I value my comfort over safety or energy conservation."
"When I told my landlord my shower head was leaking, he said he was going to hook me up. This is what I came home to."
"After a grueling day at work without food where I had to wait 4 hours for a sample to arrive which got canceled, I come home at 7pm to find all my shit in garbage bags cause the cleaners my landlord sent cleared the wrong apartment."
"I told my landlord that the storage room smelled funky. Today, I found this..."
"How my landlord handled a nest of spiders in the closet of the apartment I used to rent"
"I've been arguing with my landlord about water seeping into my apartment for 2 months now. Found this little guy today."
"My landlord sprayed painted this tree guard and the wind blew the paint onto this persons dodge"
"Asked landlord to fix our shower handle. Wouldn't exactly call this "fixed.""
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Do they have visiting hours where you live?
First of all, the term is "court martial"... And after having to work in fair old Deutschland for a year, I can assure everyone that Midge is quite correct.
You've must been in east Germany, where the fascist get about 40%, a bit less than in the US. It's much better in the west.
Says the landlord.
Downvoted by the kinds of landlords referred to in this post.
Yes Alex. I'll take paranoid schizophrenia for $500.