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"battle metal" is ... music??
Apparently you have never grown a beard to good length that you have to maintain it properly.
Seems like you never had a "man card" yet.
Ha! Tell me you can't grow a beard without telling me you can't grow a beard.
That this might be a typo makes your post quite funny.