“Haven’t gotten takeout in awhile due to finances, but really wanted a sandwich. This was the “egg salad sandwich” that arrived.”
“Scaffolding Smashes Into Big Ben Just Days After £80 Million Makeover Was Revealed.”
“Whoever smashed my window while I was at the Billy Talent concert, your mom’s a hoe.”
“My pool collapsed.”
“Girlfriend told me the hot water isn’t working so I went to the basement to investigate.”
“Decided last minute to add just a little more garlic powder to the mashed potatoes.”
“Went to eat my Uber eats delivery from DQ in Bellingham Washington and there’s a bite out of it…”
“April in Finland. It was sunny and I was getting ready to go cycling, good thing I looked outside before leaving lol.”
“My favourite knife – defeated by some leek.”
“Our smoke alarm caught on first in the middle of the night.”
“I’m 49. Just found this in my mom’s bookcase.”
“Pulled into the driveway, not knowing it was a wet way.”
“I guess I’m not microwaving today.”
“Took off my laptop skin and this happened.”
“We already washed my new jeans. Its store is far away, and it’s been a month.”
“Sofa made it from California to London, only to get stuck in the entryway.”
“Tried to make macaroni and cheese for my family, only to be met with mad sad-eroni and disappointment.”
“I didn’t realize my oven mitt was soaked with a drink spill from one of my children until it was too late!”
“Hmm, I guess I’ll be a few minutes late.”
“When your in-laws say ’Surprise, we’re in town,’ you hide all your dirty dishes in the oven and forget when they want pizza.”
“The cake I made for my mom’s birthday tomorrow, half-eaten by my dog”
“’If I fit, I sit’ gone wrong edition — the cat tried to sit on the monitor, and it fell forward.”
“An unconventional wake-up call”
“Can’t trust the label.”
“Final Nespresso cup of my favorite flavor — didn’t realize I’d grabbed my paint water mug.”
“Hiked 2 hours to set up a picnic and returned to this.”
“Lost my wallet 3 days ago, finally ordered new cards, and then...”
That's really not that huge of an issue, just use a pair of pliers. Those things are just tough to take off at the store without people noticing, they're not actually that difficult to remove...
But if he applies logical thought, he can't play the victim card and post his little picture on the internet for likes.
pliers? you could just use a strong magnet. they pop right off.
Don't hold it against it, and don't judge.