“My girlfriend’s iPhone charging cable which she refuses to change because ’it works.’”
“My husband saw my computer and wanted to scream.”
“I’m shocked that my boyfriend eats this, but he says it’s normal. What other weird things do the Dutch eat?!”
“My girlfriend will put trash on the counter because she ’thinks the trash can is too gross to touch.’ Even though we have an automatic lid.”
“My wife likes to eat the outside of donut holes and then ask me if I want the ’carcasses.’”
“The way my boyfriend brutalizes the butter”
“I asked my girlfriend to put my frozen sausage patty back in the freezer for me.”
“I asked my wife if she could take down the lights on the Christmas tree while I was at work. This is what I came back to.”
“This is how my significant other takes her medicine.”
“I asked my boyfriend to cut my toast into triangles.”
“I’m about to ruin my wife’s day when she comes home for lunch.”
“My girlfriend: ’I couldn’t fit it in the freezer.’ I hereby apologize to the whole French nation.”
“No matter how many times I tell my girlfriend, it ends up right in the middle.”
“My girlfriend moved in.”
“I went to make a poached egg for breakfast. It turns out my wife was baking yesterday.”
“My girlfriend decided that after being done grating cheese, it would be a good idea to just take a bite out of a block of cheese.”
“This is how my wife leaves a dish after taking it out of the oven and walking away. We have children and a dog.”
Bonus: Sometimes quirks can be unintentional.
But fried sausages and fried candy bars for breakfast, while watching a vasectomy on public television is. :)
(Maybe just in Amsterdam...)