Charlie Sheen accidentally shot his then-fiancé Kelly Preston.
"She had to get stitches in her arm, and there are conflicting reports about what happened. In a now-deleted 2011 TMZ video, Kelly said he shot her by accident, but in 2016, Charlie said she shot herself.
"She explained to me that when she lifted my pants off the scale in the bathroom...the tiny revolver I used to carry...it fell out of the back jeans pocket and hit the floor and shot a bullet right between her legs," he said. "So she got hit with shrapnel from the toilet bowl.""
Thank you for your service. The country owes you brave patriot!
"Larry, I fail..."
There, got that corrected for you.