Bill Murray was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of marijuana when he was 20.
It was his own fault that he got caught too. While at an airport, he told a fellow passenger as a joke that his suitcase contained bombs. A ticket counter employee overheard and called the US Marshals, who found two 10-pound bricks of marijuana in his bag. He was sentenced to five years' probation.
Thank you for your service. The country owes you brave patriot!
"Larry, I fail..."
There, got that corrected for you.