"Give a Coca Cola to a hooker that asked for coke. I was young and innocent."
"Jump off a moving train"
"Take back a cheater
Know your worth my brothers and sisters"
"Skitching. Was riding behind my car at maybe 20mph. Car hit a speed bump so I tried to pull myself onto the back of the car before I ate asphalt, and my hand slipped and I fell on the back of my head and concussed myself. Surprised I didn’t die of a brain hemorrhage. Was incredibly scary and I nearly vomited everywhere. I will NEVER do that again."
"Mushrooms. Every time I end up naked, pooping, and crying. They just aren’t for me."
"Climb mount Kilimanjaro. Toughest thing I’ve done and it’s not worth it. I’m all about tough treks and camping but to put yourself under tough conditions and suspectable to altitude sickness only to get to the top for 10 minutes for a picture. No thank you."
"Use a cactus for intercourse"
"Eat a gas station burger.
The 3 days of Food Poisoning still haunts me"
"Get my nipples pierced. The piercing was painful as was the accidental removal of each in separate incidents. Not re-doing that."
"Give up my life for work. F@#k going the extra mile for a place that doesn’t value you and pays you sh#t even though you go the extra mile for them. You have 1 life with only so much precious time to enjoy it and slaving away at some sh#t job is not worth it. Do what you can to reduce your workload and find better employment, or hell try to change the working conditions at your current job to improve things for everyone if you can."
"Smoke alcohol.
Me and my friends bought something called a “vaportini” in college where you could pour alcohol into a bulb and after low heat separated the alcohol from the liquid, you could inhale it thru the glass straw you inserted into the bulb. Basically you got drunk directly into your bloodstream/brain and it never hit your stomach.
If you did too much, your body wouldn’t make you vomit or something, there wouldn’t be a simple self regulation/safety measure. You’d just get alcohol poisoning. Felt very dangerous, the drunk wasn’t a regular drunk feeling. We used it once and were like okay, never again. I’d be surprised if you could still buy it, although it would be incredibly easy to replicate at home."'
"Date someone actively going through a divorce."
"Buy meat from a door-to-door salesman.
F@#k you, apartment meat man. That $150 you got from me two years ago haunts me. I hope that every puddle you step in is just deep enough to get over your shoes and into your socks, that all of your khaki shorts rip in the crotch midway into your shift, and that every time you eat popcorn, the skins get stuck under your gums."'
"Nair’d my body once to be sexy for my wife. I ended up looking like a chubby 12 year old. I was so disgusted I didn’t tell her. She found out when my pubes grew in and I couldn’t stop scratching. I was 28 at the time."
"Take a laxative and sleeping pill at the same time"
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Um yeah that's super dangerous, your bloodstream could absorb way more way faster than drinking. If you want to poison yourself that bad just smoke crack..
Thing I only ever tried once? Salvia. Did not care for that. Nope.
By accidentally ripping out the piercing.
#8 Paige NO!