“Today while renovating, we found out, my partners, antique, family heirloom mirror. The one that’s been on the wall for 20 years, is just plastic and made in Hong Kong.”
“Brought wheelchair friend to stall while at Denny’s. It has no door. Asked if he could use womans restroom, told no. Wheeled him in anyways (made sure empty first). They called the police on us. Police came and didn’t do anything as it was obvious we had no choice in using the woman rest room.”
“First night, something bit me.”
“Girlfriend’s family came over this weekend, she made Jello cups and noone took any.”
“I feel like I made a mistake when I said “I’m not worried about a few dents as long as the hail doesn’t bust out my windshield.”
“Poor guy doesn’t know how to fix a flat.”
“Was really excited for some sour skittles."
“Two weeks after a dream job interview, I learned three things today: I didn’t get the job, they were ghosting me, and my monitor had a stroke overnight.”
“I was so tired last night.”
“Just spent the last 3 hours cooking for family coming over…then they brought their own takeaway to eat.”
“When you hide the chocolate bunnies on top of a cabinet, but forget the radiator heats up that corner of the room at night.”
“6 hours long full flight… and your seat TV screen is the only one not working!!”
“Welcome to Virginia. That layer of dust is pollen.”
“Airbnb with a surprise waiting for us.”
“$6,000 stainless steel water tank knocked down and destroyed by wind.”
"Recently tried an expensive rental clothing subscription. UPS threw the package of clothes/bags into my backyard. I have two puppies."
"Amusement Park Pizza. Cost me $11"
"Amusement Park Pizza. Cost me $11"
"This is what happens when you let your little brothers use your 185 dollar gaming headset for their Xbox"
"$6 for this tiny smoothie"
"Patient at our eye clinic just got a new dog…"
"Was in a middle seat and paid extra $ to upgrade to a “window” seat"
"My neighbor spent a ton of money on a granite mailbox post. They used an “O” instead of a zero to make the street number. It annoys me every time I walk by."
"I paid $19 for 8 of these tiny @$$ wings from a local bbq joint"
"Dog ate my money"
"My wife said she had something crazy to show me after we ate lunch."
"My diploma that I spent countless hours and thousands of dollars to get."
"My cat decided to share her lunch with me via my headphones"
"Just bought my first house. Was told there was hardwood under all the carpet. Tested a discreet corner in the closet, which did in fact have hardwood beneath. But not the living room. Looks like I’ll be spending too much money on new flooring now…"
"Roughly 600 plates broken"
"Probably the most expensive treat he’s ever gotten"
"Forgetting about your $5,000 bike on your roof rack as you pull into the garage"
"I lost my phone on a festival, a few hours later I found it burning next to the campfire"
"Toddler learned how to use the microwave"
"My house got hit by a tornado yesterday, it's heavily damaged but still standing, and nobody is injured. I have no idea how to get the grill out of my pool's deep end though."
"When you live in Svalbard, Norway and forgot to close the window to the home office"
"Had a leak develop in our laboratory this morning. Nobody was on campus to catch it so there was 4 inches of standing water and countless ruined pieces of equipment."
"A $5,000,000 oops"
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No TV? I'd pay extra for that seat.
#46 oh noes. your university will just spend more fed tax money to replace with brand new and the next year's students will get to ruin that.
have you ever seen the agility level of a dedicated toddler it is frighting? especially if they manage to move objects they can stand on. hardcore parkour all over the house.
haven't seen a microwave in last 10 years that doesn't come with child lock function
Grandma gave stilts for Christmas.
agreed... I'm thinking that perhaps the host needs to take a hard look at themselves, their cooking skills, and what they've served in the past to wonder why people would automatically bring their own food.