“Get the good boy some roasted chicken.”
“It got hit by a bear last night. He left fingerprints.”
“This book was completely ravaged by termites.”
“Look at this oddly shaped banana I found.”
“I had to pay 50 cents to use the restroom, but there is a cutout for kids to use it for free.”
“This giant blueberry I found today”
“This ’ice grass’ that forms at my job sites”
“The frost on my car window was melted by the sun through the mirror.”
"These ants found shelter on a tennis ball."
“This fungus looks like a chocolate-covered doughnut.”
“This restaurant near my house uses concrete sewer pipes for outdoor seating.”
“The way a tiny crab builds this pattern out of sand balls”
“This pipe was painted to look like the bricks.”
“This plant growing out of a traffic cone”
“The snow melted and slid down the wire in a spiral form.”
“How these clam shells fit together”
“The inside of this apple was eaten by wasps.”
How tripe. Your boorish tastes undermine a whole generation of humans making things out of leftovers of a generation that still has it all.