"In 1989 I Made Myself A Fartbusters Uniform, Marched The Streets Singing “If Something Smells Strange In Your Neighbourhood…”, And Sprayed People With The Bottle Of Cheap Perfume In Attached Shoebox"
"Me In 1998 And My Wife In 2000"
"My Sisters And I Wanted Those Glamour Photos From The 90s, But We Were Too Young So Mum Had Us Do A Homemade One Instead"
"I Give You One 15 Yo Goth With Her Eyebrows Shaved Off. My Step Dad Nicknamed Me “Sunshine”"
"In 4th Grade I Stuck Erasers All Over My Face, Which Left Red Welts Everywhere. My Mom Had To Send Me To School With A Note Letting Them Know I Didn’t Have Measles And I Was Just An Idiot"
"Setting Trends At About 10 Years Old, Rural England!"
"That Time In 2011 My Mom Took Me To Niagara Falls And I Spent The Entire Time Planking"
"I Insisted On Wearing A Suit Everywhere I Went Because I Had A Phase When I Was Younger Where I Wanted To Be The President, And For Years My Brother's Would Cry Every Time They Saw Santa"
"My Mum Commissioned Someone To Make These Outfits For A Family Wedding. We’re Boys Btw"
"I Swear To The Great Mushroom God I Wore This To Prom Senior Year"
"In 2004 I Won A Contest To Dj At My Very Small Hometown’s Easy-Listening Radio Station. I Proceeded To Play An Hour Of Evanescence Deep Cuts And Ruined Everyone’s Morning Commute"
"Photo Of My Brother And I On Our Grandma’s Favorite Mug. 1998"
"They Early 90's Were Not Kind To My Family"
"My Aunt Sent Me A Bunch Of Old Photos Of Me That She Collected Over The Years. There’s Some Real Gems"
"Mom Made Us All Easter Leisure Suits....don't Be Jealous...circa 1975"
"The Local Newspaper Did Me Dirty"
"One Of My Best Friends And I In Early 2012. We Were 8, And Had Our Own Band"
"My Wonderful Supportive Mom Paid A Professional Photographer For These"
"1996. I Said I'd Only Go To Prom If I Could Wear The 1970s High School Jazz Band Uniform I Stole. Matching Hair And Glossy White Shoes Were A Last Second Add"
"Every Photo Of Myself Circa 2006 Looks Something Like This"
"Kings Island, Oh In 1984. While 14-Year Old Me Liked Cutoffs At The Time, Today I Am Enraged My Parents Allowed Me To Leave The House Like This"
"2003 vs. 2019"
"Lonnnnnng Before Cell Phones, We Made Appointments At The Mall To Take These Pics"
"Easily The Best Day Of My Life - Christmas 1997"
"I Was So Proud Of How Cool I Looked With This Background In 1994"
"Matrix Inspired Outfit I Wore To School In 2008"
"I Had Eyeliner Wings Way Before Amy Winehouse- Rocking Mcdonald’s Arches For Eyebrows - I Thought I Was A Chola Back In 1998 Lol"
"2005. 15 Years Old. Loved Casualties And Billy Talent. So Punk Dude, So Punk"
"No One Understood My Teenage Angst"
"I Don't Even Know What This Was Supposed To Be. I Was 15 And Very Into Weed"
"Met The Beatles, My Favorite Band, At Age 11 In Disney World ~circa 2004"
"2009. My Senior Photo. It Wasn't Enough Without The Tiara"